Joke of the day from Moby's Journal
Sep. 28th, 2005 07:52 amDonald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
Ian is having a bunch of guys stay the night after they all play lazer tag out in the woods this afternoon.
I'm thinking I would like to go to floriade today if it doesn't rain.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
Ian is having a bunch of guys stay the night after they all play lazer tag out in the woods this afternoon.
I'm thinking I would like to go to floriade today if it doesn't rain.